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Chris Allin
LATEST NEWS AND GOINGS ON
Chris has been laid low for the past few months in a secret location in St Kitts recovering from his latest surgery. Some people dispute the merits of cosmetic surgery seeing it as a misuse use of a skilled surgeon, but I think you'll agree that Chris' Botox enhanced Buttocks are more than just the work of a skilled surgeon, but are themselves a work of art. We look forward to seeing which body part Chris next donates to advance the growing phenomena that is surgical art.

New dates added for MARCH/APRIL, including Chris' attempts to crack Spain and the notoriously difficult to please Grand Union Canal rodent branch of the Chris Allin fanclub will get a chance to meet their hero.



COMING UP (more)
April 6, The Cock, Potterspury
April 13, The Crown, Ashton
April 14th, The Globe, Hanslope
April 20th, Navigation, Cosgrove
ABOUT CHRIS ALLIN
Chris grew up on the South Coast and first picked up a guitar whilst dodging fights between mods and rockers in Brighton. At the age of sixteen Chris followed his wandering spirit around Western Europe. It was at this time that he fought riot police on the streets of Paris, spent the night in Franco's cells in Cataluna and first developed a taste for fine wine whilst arguing politics into the early hours with fellow Bohemians from Russia, Italy and America. Chris would have starved or been pecked to death by pigeons whilst sleeping rough on park benches had he not had his guitar with him. His busking was his meal ticket, bed ticket and of course helped him with the ladies. But he had to return to England after a brush with the police whilst attempting to smuggle a stolen painting into Belgium in his guitar case. His reward for his daring exploit was just a week's food, that may have sounded like a big risk, but at the time a week's food meant his life was certain to last a further seven days.

On his return to the UK Chris did what all Bohemian musicians faced with the prospect of becoming the next Alan Whittaker did...he became a teacher. This meant a trip to North Buckinghamshire and the new town of Milton Keynes where he has remained ever since. Chris never stopped playing the guitar and was heavily involved in folk nights around Stony Stratford. He began playing in pubs in the local area and made appearances at the local music festival at Horsefair Green. Chris played on a ferry touring the Baltic and was the only musician to begin his set sober and amongst the luvvies in the Algarve but his red hair and fair skin did not agree with the climate and he returned to Milton Keynes. He now lives on a Canal Boat on the Grand Union Canal and can still be heard strumming his guitar in pubs, clubs and at private funcitons all over the South Midlands.

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